If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
If someone put a gun to my head and said “eat this eggplant or you’re dead” I would be like you better pull that trigger sport
Old sport
the great gatsby fandom is out of control
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The many infamous faces of kovu
that moment when you remember how weirdly attracted you were to an animated lion
were?
sadly i still am
(Source: naokisan, via stapledfinger)
i can’t believe team rocket bought tumblr
#1 RULE OF TUMBLR
ALWAYS REBLOG DADDY!!111!
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…humanity.
(Source: casualcynic)
I almost thought about never getting on my computer again for a second
God no
(Source: ghostdaddotcx, via missessubmissive)
